Friday, February 04, 2005

The Dislikes List

I know I'm really late in the game, and I'm sure there are lots more but here goes for now:

1. Death
2. That choking sound
3. Feeling like an orphan - by this I mean having almost no one left around me that is my family or my friends and no place I can go to feel like I'm at home away from home.

4. Grown ups who call their parents mommy and daddy (or who refer to themselves this way to their grown children)
5. People who use lingo when speaking
6. Sprite or diet soda
7. Squishy foods like cherry tomatoes
8. Getting puked on
9. Pushing a baby out
10. Rap music
11. Hearing too much base coming from someone else's car stereo when in your own car
12. People who say they're going "to prom" or going to wait "on line." It is going "to THE prom" and you wait "in a line."
13. People who act as if they know everything.
14. Getting sand stuck all over me at the beach
15. People who don't get out of your way but make you get out of their way
16. People who walk quickly up behind you and force you to move out of the way
17. When there is pee on the toilet at work. We're grown women people!
18. When people don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom
19. Messed up couch cushions
20. clutter on the table or the hutch
21. Dishes in the sink when there is plenty of room in the dishwasher, a mere foot away
22. Clothes on the floor, again mere feet from the hamper
23. My skin aka feeling like a freak
24. Peer pressure
25. People who don't even try to help themselves before I saying "I can't"
26. The oversexed women on the Levitra and Overstock.com commercials


1 comment:

Suzie said...

I thought of some more:
-Going to bed without picking up
-Waking up with a messy house
-Not cleaning the stovetop
-When someone eats the food I buy for me or Paige without asking me or Paige