Too Many Bodily Fluids

Have you ever had one of those days? A never ending cycle of vomit and baby poop? I'm stuck in that loop right now. Paige woke me up in the night to tell me she thought she was going to puke. And I grabbed the only thing that made sense, my trash can, whipped out the bag and stood there holding it and rubbing her head while the most foul smell came out of my child in solid chunks. After that was cleaned up and she was sent back to bed Joshua, who had been up hourly, peed in our bed. Then early this morning he spit up on it. At about 8 I give up hope of ever sleeping again and stomp down the stairs, baby in hand. By 9 he has puked chunks on my shoulder. And by early afternoon it's baby poop soaking through his clothes and onto my pants. WILL IT NEVER END?? I love my kids and want to help them when they're sick. Those little sad faces just seem so helpless. Or after pooping on me when I finally get Joshua to the changing table he smiles at me and the stuffed animals in the net over his head. How can I be upset. I just don't want to be covered in it but I guess that's a mom's job. I gotta go, I think I'm leaking.